Posts Tagged ‘profiling adjustable beds’

Customers that bought profiling adjustable beds last Christmas interviewed.

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Two weeks before Christmas 2010 Mr and Mrs Brown ordered a pair of profiling adjustable beds through Back Care Beds, the retail division of High & Dry Manufacturing Ltd. Ellie had a chat with them to ask how they are getting on.

Mr and Mrs Brown with there profiling adjustable bed

Mr and Mrs Brown talking about there profiling adjustable bed (This photo has been edited to avoid instant stardom and press intrusion)

Ellie;

Can you tell me why you decided to buy profiling adjustable beds?

Mr Brown;

My doctor recommended we should get them since I suffer with acid reflux disease, it’s really unpleasant. Acid from your stomach comes back up causing heartburn and…….

Mrs Brown;

OK George, you don’t need to go into detail. Just to say that when he’s lying flat it’s much worse.  And because George is shuffling about and moaning all night, I don’t get any sleep either. (more…)

Adjustable beds for Father Christmas (and his good wife)

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

I remember when Santa took his sleigh-driving test. When he arrived back at the grotto ready to load up a delivery of adjustable beds. I asked Santa ‘Did you pass?’  He looked rather pleased with himself, pointed to the sleigh and said ‘Look, no-el plates!’

(It’s nearly Christmas so I had to slip that one in.)

Santa Googling Adjustable Beds

Santa Claus googling adjustable beds

It’s no easy task delivering millions of presents to all the boys and girls all around the world in just one night. Imagine the strain that would put on your back carrying sacks of toys, breaking and entering all those homes. Climbing those ladders and crawling down chimneys. It is no surprise that he has decided to invest in a pair of adjustable beds, one for himself and one for his lovely wife. With nearly a year to rest, who can blame him for wanting to relax in style. (more…)